when my parents leave to go out im going to make a massive feast which will include the greasiest things i can find without leaving the house
i asked my mum if we had any pizza and she was like “no but theres quiche”
how can you even compare pizza to quiche????
Reasons I am secretly a cat
- I like being stroked
- I like to sleep
- and nap
- food is great
- birds are fun to watch
- did I mention I rly like being stroked??
What hes doing wrong is that I asked him to not when we broke up as I said I didnt want him in my life or near it. Lmao youve sent me several messages babe, all in varying tones to try and disguise the fact its you. I have yr ip ddress…
Also I havent posted any poems aboyt my boyfriend online. Now please go away, you’re messages are getting boring as is yr constant stalking
Oh go away. My ex was a dick so I dont want him near my friends. End of. Doesnt matter if I have a boyfriend or not. Its simply an issue of not wsnting him in my life as I dislike him and cba with reminders of his negstivity.
my mum to me: maybe you should leave yr room and stop smoking like theres no tomorrow